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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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