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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am out of office for standard logistical nonsense. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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