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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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