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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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