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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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