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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am away from my desk handling matters that dislike specificity. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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