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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am away for a routine absence and not monitoring email closely. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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