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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. Bookings, shifts, and customer theatrics will continue without my live commentary. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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