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I am not at my desk and neither is my sense of restraint. I am at a conference collecting badges, lanyards, and secondhand jargon. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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