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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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