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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am taking vacation seriously enough to avoid real-time responses. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Your patience remains the best available next step.

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