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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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