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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a way that could survive screenshots. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.

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