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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am resting and letting every notification fight for second place. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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