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Passive Aggressive Standard Parental Leave Hospitality

I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.

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