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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. Bookings, shifts, and customer theatrics will continue without my live commentary. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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