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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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