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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. Feedback loops, revisions, and moodboards may continue to spiral without me for a bit. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. Your patience remains the best available next step.

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