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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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