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Passive Aggressive Standard Parental Leave Hospitality

I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.

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