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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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