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Passive Aggressive Standard Sick Leave Freelance

I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am absent while my health files an urgent complaint. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.

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