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I am currently unavailable, which feels like useful context for everyone. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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