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I am currently unavailable for a timely reply. I am using paid time off to stare at scenery and ignore notifications. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. I appreciate your patience.
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