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I am currently unavailable for a timely reply. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Thank you for accommodating the delay.
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