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I am currently unavailable for a timely reply. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Please assume all non-emergency alignment can survive my absence. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. If the issue cannot wait, contact the on-call lead or team alias. Thank you for accommodating the delay.
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