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I am currently unavailable for a timely reply. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Thank you for accommodating the delay.
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