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I am currently unavailable for a timely reply. I am currently out and operating on delayed responses for ordinary reasons. Event logistics, service hiccups, and inventory nerves can be triaged locally first. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. Please contact the venue manager for urgent situations. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.
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