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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. I am currently unavailable for spontaneous scope expansion. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Please enjoy this delay as a character-building exercise.
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