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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.
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