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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am spending leave days nowhere near a laptop charger. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Please enjoy this delay as a character-building exercise.
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