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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am on vacation and committed to disappointing my inbox. Cross-functional anxiety should be routed through someone with more availability. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.
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