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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. If this relates to approvals, deck revisions, or stakeholder choreography, it will wait. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.
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