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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am currently unavailable while I attempt to become a person again. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.
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