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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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