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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. Bookings, shifts, and customer theatrics will continue without my live commentary. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.
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