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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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