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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.
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