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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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