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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am away for caregiving duties that do not accept calendar invites. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.
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