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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am away collecting sunburn, questionable snacks, and plausible deniability. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle should wait. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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