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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am away collecting sunburn, questionable snacks, and plausible deniability. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. For immediate help, use the team alias or on-call engineer. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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