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I am away from work and thriving irresponsibly. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. For immediate help, use the team alias or on-call engineer. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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