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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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