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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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