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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a way that could survive screenshots. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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