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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. Event logistics, service hiccups, and inventory nerves can be triaged locally first. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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