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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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