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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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