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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am currently out and operating on delayed responses for ordinary reasons. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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